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Saturday, January 7, 2012

SATURDAY's COVER(ed) # 34

I'm a big JUDAS PRIEST fan. Although to be honest, I don't like them quite as much as I do IRON MAIDEN. I also think MAIDEN is just a better band, on all accounts (kinda like saying KANSAS is Better than Styx, but liking them both; which I do too)

The cover art for Priest's 2005 album, ANGEL OF RETRIBUTION (see below) is my choice for Saturday's Covered! I love the concept of a futuristic-looking mechanized and armored angel. Yeah, it's not a new idea but I think the execution by the artist really works. Then again, I always like Warren Worthington III (Marvel's Angel from the X-Men) in ALL of his incarnations and uniforms.

On this CD, Priest gives a good musical "bang for your buck." The three standout tracks are the first (track 1) "Judas Rising" which is just a fast, jamming, double-attack on the twin-axes, power metal burner; typical Priest equals great song. The second great song on the album is the beautiful ballad "Angel." Rob Halford can still sing. This would have been a great song for the still-lamented Joss Weedon television series ANGEL (starring David Boreanaz). But for me, the coup de grace of the disc is the last epic track LOCHNESS which clocks in at a whopping 13 minutes & 24 seconds. This last song is heavy, sludgy (ala early Black Sabbath) grimy, and full of cold, dark, peaty, monter-filled water..... Nessie would love it; I do!


Ciao Monster-Music lovers.


r/e

Saturday, December 31, 2011

WHAT SANTA BROUGHT ME FOR CHRISTMAS

OKAY... so I didn't get the Doctor Who collection of mini-mates (all 10 of the Doctors in Lego-like coolness)... I did get this awesome tee-shirt (below)
My son, MothT bought me this shirt because he knows that DOCTOR WHO is my all-time (I mean #1 period!) favorite television show (the CLASSIC WHO, Pertwee, BAKER, Davison). Now rogue evolent is ready to meet Rassilon himself for tete-a-tete in the High Council of Gallifrey!


The boy also got me SEASON ONE of my current favorite TV show, FRINGE. I think HOUSE is a better show, but I like FRINGE more!


Happy New Years one and all


r/e




Saturday, December 24, 2011

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ONE AND ALL


BE SAFE! BE LIKE THE BUMBLE!


BEST WISHES FROM ROGUE EVOLENT & tROAD!

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Gee, Mr. Moto

"You think a little Japanese dick is goin' to scare me?"

Well he should, this diminutive detective has nerves as cold as steel. Who else can toss an opponent over the side of a ship and casually walk away as cool as a cucumber?
The one and only MR MOTO!
CLASS DISMISSED!




Tuesday, December 20, 2011

NO ROOM IN THE INN redux (Gill Man Evicted!!!)

So, the other night Mrs. Rogue Evolent and I finally put up the Christmas tree (artificial) and all the other castle decorations...
including her "Nativity Set" over the fireplace-- on the mantle.




It doesn't actually look quite like this (above) but close enough for this blog ;) As I do every year (you'd think she would finally relent and let me have my way...sheeese! w'min!) I insert several non-Biblical characters into the background just to add some "figgy pudding" fun! Last year it was a small plastic Eugene the Jeep, another year it was Snoopy & Woodstock... you get the idea. The Missus always finds them and removes them with a "traditionalist" retort "they don't belong in the Bethlehem stable!"


This year I stuck in the background, fairly well obscured by donkey and angel- - the CREECH!!!!!! The Gill Man was there to worship Immanuel, the New Born King too! why? cause he's a "Creature" (of the Black Lagoon). I figured the famous poem by Cecil Frances Alexander "Maker of Heaven and Earth" would win the day in my argument with my "better half"


But HON!!!!! the words do say:
"All things bright and beautiful (ALL things, amphibians included!)


All creatures great and small (the Gill Man is not "a" creature but "the" Creature)


All things wise and wonderful (it is the most wonderful UNI monster flick)


The Lord God made them all (c'mon.... be green!)

This (above) is the Creech minimate that was in the creche scene.

My wife kicked him out as fast as ever before. She said: "Nope, no monsters in the stable"

I grumbled, but did not protest too much. I'm still hoping for that Doctor Who collection of minimates for my present under the tree... no need to upset "she who must be obeyed" :)

rogue

Monday, December 19, 2011

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS


MiniMates are cool (maybe not as neat as legos but still very fun and ingenious)

The "DOCTOR" is my all-time favorite televison series. I love the Tom Baker and Jon Pertwee incarnations the best, but I also really appreciate the Peter Davison brief run, as well as the reboot with David Tennant (though I could make the argument that the re-launch is a whole different character, hmmm?) I have yet to see any of the Matt Smith episodes.

The above boxed-set of the whole slew of Doctors is something that I'd love to have. I've dropped the hint to my son (MothT), and hope he'll pick me up the set for my Christmas present this coming Sunday the 25th.

He recently down-loaded me the Doctor Who theme song for my ring-tone on my trusty cell-phone. I love it.
Though, truth be told, I'd rather have the "sound" of the TARDIS de-materializing.

ciao
rogue (hey! a toy sonic-screwdriver would be pretty awesome too!)

Saturday, December 17, 2011

HO(rror)! HO(rror)! HO(orror)!

Got both of these over at CHFB...
Yeah, I'm swiping them, but I like them that much :)
"DECK THE HOWLS"
-r/e








Friday, December 16, 2011

CREECH COMMENTARY (mini-essay)

The Gill Man is my absolutely favorite Universal Monster. Except as I think about it, he is N-O-T a monster. Not really.



I think I will explore this in three movie reviews as I take my TRIO of Creech films off the shelf (and out of their DVD cases) and re-watch them...and then review them for the blog. Stay Tuned!


But for now, let's look at the facts.


Dracula is a cursed creature of the night with definite evil, almost devilish overtones. He kills to live, yes, but he sure enjoys the "perks" of being the head honcho of the living dead. And notice that (in Stoker's novel) that Van Helsing is most effective against the Count when he uses the physical manifestations of good & the Church.


The Monster of Frankenstein started off as body parts from killers, and other rogues (HEY!!! I resemble that remark - - rogue evolent). Sure he's got the emotional maturity of a child in the movie... but, at least in the novel, he evolves into one mean, nasty, vindictive, son of a gun.


The Mummy is also a cursed spirit of vengeance and retribution...bad mojo and all that. Plus there's the Egyptian religious pantheon and all that amulet stuff... very monstrous!


But the Gill Man is like a grizzly bear, or a moose. Well, maybe a very smart grizzly bear...


There he is in his ancient antedeluvian home away from homes - - the Black Lagoon. He's content, he's minding his own business, and then the white man explorer/scientist comes into his "crib" and starts messing around with him. Like a Bear or Tiger, he's territorial and animal by instinct; so he lashes out with the claws and teeth nature has provided him with. He's not evil or monstrous just wild. He is not meant to be domesticated. But he also does not have an "evil" bone in his amphibian body!


Yeah, I know he's got a "thing" for Julia Adams (later Julie) that bespeaks his "higher mental faculties" (or lower, depending on how you view it :) ) but this doesn't make him less animal, just a higher evolved form of animal. His interactions (fascination, obsession, sexual attraction) are much like those of an intelligent great ape (Gorilla or Chimp) for Jane Goodall.


Come to think of it (this is not original, I stole it from somebody over at Classic Horror Film Board) the Gill Man is very similar to King Kong.


He would have been just find and dandy...and normal... had the Americans just left him alone. But no!!!! Go into his home... poke him...dope him up with chemicals, shoot him, burn him alive (almost), and then cart him off to the "States" in ropes and chains to be an exhibit for kiddies and tourists. Carl Denham, anyone?


What the Creech needed at the end of movie three, was not just his "gills" back in his neck, but a darn good Lawyer... or maybe even the United Nations.


just sayin'

- rogue evolent.


p.s. Yeah, I know, the Wolf Man (Larry Talbot/Lon Chaney Jr.) might also fit into this category of Non-monster, but rather, sad and tragic victim. hmmm.